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  Home Adress 
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 Valid Credit card number(for personal use only) 
    
  
 Pin number for your checking account(masked for security purposes) 
  					
Social security number
  
 Favorite Minnesota radio Station 93X KQUEER KDWEEB 104Other

What's your favorite cartoon series?
   
Any pets Dog Cat Bird Cow Donkey  Chetah 
DinasaurOther 
					Ethnic backround
Aryan Hispanic Redneck Alien African_American 
 Asian  None Other
  
 High school graduated from or are currently attending 
    
 Sports played 
    Baseball 
    Football 
    Basketball 
    Wrestling 
    Volleyball 
    Water Polo 
    Other 
    Didn't play any I was a computer nerd
 

Have you ever been drunk?  Yes  No Dont Know
If so how many times 
  
    1-5 
    5-10 
    10-15 
    15-20 
    more than 20 
    Too many to count 
    I was too drunk every time so i dont remember 
    I'm drunk every night of the week 
    Dude you dont want to know 
  
 

 Are You a Virgin Yes No Dont Know
 If not how man times have you had sex 
  
    1 
    2 
    3 
    4 
    5 
    more than 5 
    Too many to count 
    I was too drunk every time so i dont remember 
    I rival even Kareem abdul Jabar 
    Dude you dont want to know 
  
Have you ever committed a crime? Yes No Dont Know
 

If so how many crimes have you committed 
  
    1-5 
    5-10 
    10-15 
    15-20 
    more than 20 
    Too many to count 
    I was too drunk every time so i dont remember 
    I commit a crime every day of the week 
    Dude you dont want to know 
  

Are you a mass murderer? Yes No Dont Know

 If so how many people have you killed?
  
    1-5 
    5-10 
    10-15 
    15-20 
    more than 20 
    Too many to count 
    I was too drunk every time so i dont remember 
    Dude its a living ok 
    Dude you dont want to know 
  


When you first wake up in the morning whats the first thing that goes through your mind 
  
        Where the hell am I? 
        How did I get here? 
        That was a mistake 
        I'm going to regret this 
        I've got plenty of time 
        Snooze time baby 
        I'm going to break that damn alarm clock 
        Shut the hell up I'm sleeping 
        Go away Mom 
        Where'd this transvestite come from 
        Damn i'm old 
        shit, late for work again 
      

    
  Got some really cool animation or picture that would look really cool on my 
      website. Just upload it to me from your hard drive
 
 Any other pointless information youd like to tell me

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